Tonight while at the (Golden) Lion (a local pub) (parentheses!), my friends Kate and Julie each ordered a drink. Julie: "Can I have a glass of orange juice please?" Kate: "Can I have a virgin screwdriver please?" Total cost: Kate - 2.75$ Julie - 2.50$ Kate's glass was half the size of Julie's. Stupid? I think so. Apparently the orange juice seemed to taste different, but I still think that's retarded.