Monday, February 21, 2005

Things to do when I'm a 50-year old dad:
  1. Think it's funny to tell your wife that your 20-year-old son's girlfriend is pregnant, when (ssh! It's a secret!) she's not.
  2. Tell your wife so.
  3. Step back as the shit flies.
  4. Feign ignorance.
  5. There is no step 5!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If this is autobiographical... you have my sympathies ;)

-Evil

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- Evil
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Anonymous said...

Edward, Edward, what do you see?
You girlfriend's knocked up! Ha-ha, Hee-hee!
Just kidding my liege, but it is laughable...
You can't have kids, you unicycle!

- The Court Poet

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