This is a really amusing site full of something I like to call "the shit". Note carefully that it is not actual feces, nor does it particularly share any of its physical properties with generic feces, but I symbolically link it in such a manner because I deem it amusing. Dear Santa, The elves are a vicious people who watch your back with sharpened knives. And honed sticks. And pointy reindeers. Any species that gets a level up when they help you out to kill something in a metaphysical "dungeon" is not to be trusted. Trust me on this one. Or I might have to kill you to take your treasure. Especially if I'm an elf at the time. Love, Edward