Saturday, October 09, 2004

(Written with the frustration of now writing this post twice due to some Blogger keyboard shortcut coinciding with Firefox's apparent "freak out and die as fast as you can, and totally don't save my work so far" key.) Over the past while (since last posting) I've done stuff:
  • I went mountain climbing with Kate, Felicia and Julie. Mountain climbing is safe and fun. Hiking down a mountain during a rain storm is not. Neither is having a close call involving falling, your bum and a pointy root.
  • Became crazy sick with a cold. Tried to fend off the early stages of scratchy throat-ness by gargling Jack Daniels with little success. Rocketpuked later that night. Had 5 women in my bedroom at one point. I forget how or why.
  • While being sick, I went to the bar with the cute brunette I had been hitting on for the past few days. Apparently being diseased and drunk is sexy, because she hasn't dumped me yet. Low standards are sweet!
  • I've been listening to a lot of Tenacious D recently. Kate and I are working on memorizing the lyrics to "Fuck Her Gently". We're pretty close, thanks to posting the lyrics in the kitchen.
  • After having a crazy night of 3-man, we ended up with 5 mattresses in our living room. Within moments of realizing this, there was a rocking good fort assembled. My accidental mishearing of Kate's naming suggestion of "Conan the Barbarian" has rendered the fort being blessed as "Castle Come in the Barn". I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
  • I organized a talk about professional programming for the CS club with the help of a certain Mr. Chris Diggins. He is truly "the man".
  • I had a rocking good Computer Science Ethics class the other day - any class where people become furious over ethical and moral arguments is a good class.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Evil Nick here... You don't know "Fuck Her Gently" by heart yet? Sad, sad boy...
"You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you have to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze.
Sometimes you got to say 'please'.
Sometimes you got to say 'Hey. I'm gonna fuck you softly.
I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly. I'm gonna ball you discreetly!'
And then you say 'Hey I bought you flowers.'
And then you say 'Wait a minute Sally! I think I got something in my teeth! Can you get it out for me?' That's fucking teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you sweetly.
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
And then I'm gonna hump you completely,
But afterwards I'm gonna fuck you hard!"

Ok, from memory... I have no life!

Oh yeah, and try the fall, your bum, a pointy root, and a unicycle :D