Status: Dee-runk. Tonight was res. bowling night. Aka bowl and drink the night away. Alain won a bowling pin because he's a lucky bastard and "wins any raffle he enters". Most common phrase uttered: "Auto double feest-fooking." C'est vrai ca. In other news, Mary Beth sent me this Most Awesome Play. The last play I wrote was a condensed version of Madame Bovary. Has anyone read this?