Thursday, July 14, 2005
Librarian Farts in Library: People Snicker Sarah Chan and other clients of Samhurst Library in Greenwood, Ontario found themselves unable to stop themselves from chuckling and snickering under their breaths following unexpected flatulence emitted by head librarian Sheila Farmeadow. "Like dragging then dropping a big wooden desk on linoleum" was the description offered by a relatively unknown and otherwise unimportant professor from the community who happened to be sitting in a cubicle in the proximity of what he described as an "event horizon". A Librarian Union representative called the matter "unremarkable", and noted that "it's not that funny, it's a natural human activity". This reporter turned around and promptly let loose a fiery air biscuit causing their tie to flutter in the wind. The representative was not available for future comments due to a lack of a functioning respiratory system.