Thursday, July 14, 2005

Librarian Farts in Library: People Snicker Sarah Chan and other clients of Samhurst Library in Greenwood, Ontario found themselves unable to stop themselves from chuckling and snickering under their breaths following unexpected flatulence emitted by head librarian Sheila Farmeadow. "Like dragging then dropping a big wooden desk on linoleum" was the description offered by a relatively unknown and otherwise unimportant professor from the community who happened to be sitting in a cubicle in the proximity of what he described as an "event horizon". A Librarian Union representative called the matter "unremarkable", and noted that "it's not that funny, it's a natural human activity". This reporter turned around and promptly let loose a fiery air biscuit causing their tie to flutter in the wind. The representative was not available for future comments due to a lack of a functioning respiratory system.

4 comments:

Book Lover said...

Hey! Quit picking on Ontario :(

Quebecers fart too. Yesterday during my workshop a student farted and cleared out N 4!

Skrud said...

This old dude let one rip waiting for a traffic light in front of Concordia while Harley and I were waiting in line for some Fantasia movie. What's weird isn't that he farted, it's that he was waiting for the light to turn green.

Rob said...

I love fart jokes! I fart all the time when I'm stocking shelves at the grocery store. I haven't had any customers complain yet thankfully.

Adrian said...

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