At lunch I went down to the company cafeteria and had a friend ask for the vegetable soup (lunch lady doesn't speak English). As it turns out, vegetable soup was really "summer soup", which is really "milk-based soup with bit of things that once weren't animals". I'm expecting that one day I'm going to find them pouring canola oil over ice cream and swishing it in vinegar and salt. I don't understand the food here, it's crazy. Starting tomorrow: packed lunches. I can't handle this stuff anymore.